Drug Pricing - Cutting Out the Middleman

[somarco]

drug manufacturers hire long legged blondes and smoking hot brunettes

Which one are you?

 

[goillini52]

Your legs are too short?

Did you just call me a midget?

 

[goillini52]

P

Which one are you?

Probably both.

 

[somarco]

Did you just call me a midget?

Are you saying you are?

I thought you guys were called "little people" now.

 

[goillini52]

Are you saying you are?

I thought you guys were called "little people" now.

No, but I'm allowed to make fun of midgets, because my mom and one of my sisters are midgets. They're both 4' 10" and just make the cut off to be a midget.

 

[somarco]

4' 10" and just make the cut off to be a midget.

Never knew there was an "official" standard

 

[goillini52]

Never knew there was an "official" standard

"Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that.The average height of an adult with dwarfism is 4’0, but typical heights range from 2’8 to 4’8."

My mom and sister are tall mdgets. My mom's cheating because she used to be 5' 3", but has shrunk over the years.