11-01-2009, 08:59 AM
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The Nuns and the Blind Man:
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits and paint naked. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug. Deciding that no harm would come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice boobs," says the man, "Now where do you want the blinds?
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