A Danes Perspective

somarco · 05-09-2008, 06:32 PM

Heard this on the radio . . .

Apparently the Danes are puzzled as to why we are holding an election.

One side has an attorney married to an attorney; and another attorney married to an attorney.

The other side has a true American war hero married to a blonde with a nice rack who owns a beer distributorship.

No contest!

WIN · 05-09-2008, 06:35 PM

Good stuff!

Mr. Bill · 05-09-2008, 06:39 PM

Now, that's funny!

theinuranceguy · 05-09-2008, 07:35 PM

And shes smokin Hot...

Michelle Obama, or, Hil Rod, not so much.

Mr. Bill · 05-09-2008, 08:40 PM

No, I think Barack is the only one who smokes. (although she's trying to get him to quit)

As for Bill, I'm not sure he actually lights up....

xrac · 05-09-2008, 10:38 PM

That's a good one.

Has anyone saw this:

ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose
Girl.'

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?'
' Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her
Reputation.'

'Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so
You may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Volpe?'

'I'll never tell.'

' Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
''Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
Johnny Parisi,And I admire that. But you've sinned and have to
Atone.
You cannot be an Altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
Yourself.'

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
Whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'4 months vacation and five good leads.'