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So my wife and I are watching TV. While channel surfing I stopped at an infomercial where Christie Brinkley is ... |
08-13-2007, 03:07 PM
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So my wife and I are watching TV. While channel surfing I stopped at an infomercial where Christie Brinkley is showing up how to exercise on a rowing machine. She was born 18 months before my wife.
So, while pointing at the TV, I asked an innocent question to my bride of 31 years:
"Are you sure the two of you are the same sex?"
Somehow, my wife got pissed off. Did I say something wrong?
Rick
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08-13-2007, 03:09 PM
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Holy crap! My wife would have beat the hell out of me! That's like:
Wife: "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Husband: "No. It's your ass that makes you look fat."
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08-13-2007, 03:13 PM
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Green,
If the little voice in your head did not say "What the hell did you just say" then you need a new voice.
I told my ex once to get off her fat a**. Wow, my little voice was screaming at me, but I couldn't really hear it since I was being screamed at while dodging random projectiles.
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08-13-2007, 03:49 PM
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Rick, I hope that your dog doesn't mind sharing the doghouse with you. I think you will be in "drydock" for awhile. 
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08-13-2007, 04:04 PM
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My wife is actually very sensitive about her weight. I married her at 95 pounds and now she's a disgusting 115. The horror.
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08-13-2007, 04:20 PM
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I don't want anyone to think I don't have compassion for my wife.
I've explained to her I don't want her to grieve when I die. I'd like her to go first.
Rick
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08-13-2007, 04:37 PM
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Where's Rodney Dangerfield, now that we need him?
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08-13-2007, 04:50 PM
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I once had a girlfriend tell me that she had noticed I lost some weight.....
I replied, "Thank you that is very kind of you........It seems like I lost the weight and you found it!!!!!"
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08-13-2007, 07:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by healthagent
My wife is actually very sensitive about her weight. I married her at 95 pounds and now she's a disgusting 115. The horror.
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That is my wife to a T. Except she likes the extra wieght and so do I . Love the curves!
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08-13-2007, 11:39 PM
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Yea, my wife has put on a little weight as well, but at least she is using it for good and not evil.
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I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale. - Thomas Jefferson
www.mymidwestbroker.com
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08-14-2007, 04:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by midwestbroker
Yea, my wife has put on a little weight as well, but at least she is using it for good and not evil.
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What does the "F" stand for? Can we all guess?
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08-14-2007, 10:04 AM
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Depends on her mood...
Fun
Fearless
Fat
Flatulence
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I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale. - Thomas Jefferson
www.mymidwestbroker.com
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08-14-2007, 10:05 AM
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Well she definitely represents the mid-west!
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Did I say something wrong?
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