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[GreenSky]

Divine Intervention

Father Norton wakes up to a beautiful and sunny Sunday morning and decides he just has to play golf. He pretends he’s sick and convinces the associate pastor to say Mass for him that day, then heads out of town to a golf course about 40 miles away so he won’t run into anyone from his parish. On the first tee, he sees that he has the entire course to himself—everyone else is in church!

Watching all this from the heavens, Saint Peter leans over to the Lord and asks, "Are you going to let him get away with this?"

Just then Father Norton hits the ball and it heads straight for the pin, dropping just short of it, rolls up and falls into the hole-a 420 yard hole in one!

Astonished, St. Peter looks at the Lord and asks, "Why in Heaven did you let him do that?"

The Lord smiles and replies, "Who’s he going to tell?"

Rick

[healthagent]

Very nice!

Moses, Jesus and an old man go golfing. Moses swings and it lands in the water. He walks up to the pond, parts the water and hits the ball out.

Jesus then swings and again, in the water. Jesus then walks on the water, the golf ball rises to the surface and he hits it out.

Then it was the old man's turn. He hits the ball and yet again it goes into the water. Then a fish eats the ball and jumps out the the water just as an Eagle swoops down and grabs the fish. The eagle flies off with the fish right over the hole when the fish spits the ball out and it goes right into the cup.

Jesus looks at the old man and say "ok dad, stop screwing around."

[arnguy]

Gosh, Rick, you're on a roll today!

[fostever]

Everyone in Church? That'll be the day. Good one, though. Better than that sick, politically incorrect Priest and Rabbi joke, for God's sake.