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[GreenSky]

DO THE MATH

Doing the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce...

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million Plus, whatever he spent on her while married to her!

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per boinking, not counting attorney's fees, court costs and the incidental costs of being married to her.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour.

And that's Crazy, right?

But... get this!

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). PLUS!!!

Value-added benefits are:

A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put B OTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or any 'to do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.**

NOW, Is it just me, or is this the kind of math quiz they should be teaching in our schools?

Rick

[bluemarlin08]

Interesting observation, perhaps you should let your wife review the figures and get her input!!!
Just messin with ya

[GreenSky]

Originally Posted by bluemarlin08

Interesting observation, perhaps you should let your wife review the figures and get her input!!!
Just messin with ya

Like most women, she's terrible at math. She thinks that paying $90 for something usually at $100 means we've put $10 in our pocket.

Fortunately, she also believes me when I show her what 8 inches looks like.

Rick

[loudee]

LOL.....I like the way your brain operates

Lou

[Winter]

Originally Posted by GreenSky

DO THE MATH

Doing the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce...

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million Plus, whatever he spent on her while married to her!

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per boinking, not counting attorney's fees, court costs and the incidental costs of being married to her.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour.

And that's Crazy, right?

But... get this!

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). PLUS!!!

Value-added benefits are:

A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put B OTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or any 'to do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.**

NOW, Is it just me, or is this the kind of math quiz they should be teaching in our schools?

Rick

She was a hooker before she met Paul. Nothing changed only, only the price.

Winter

[theinuranceguy]

Originally Posted by GreenSky

Like most women, she's terrible at math. She thinks that paying $90 for something usually at $100 means we've put $10 in our pocket.

Fortunately, she also believes me when I show her what 8 inches looks like.

Rick