Insurance Agent Forum

[R. Paul Aguirre]

[COLOR=black][COLOR=black]A guy is driving around the back woods of [/COLOR][COLOR=black]Montana[/COLOR][COLOR=black] and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For [/COLOR][COLOR=black]Sale[/COLOR][COLOR=black] ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black]The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black]'You talk?' he asks.[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]'Yep,' the Lab replies.[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black]'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black]'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black]The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black]'Ten dollars,' the guy says.[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that ****.[/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR]
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