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I accidently got her pregnant in the dating stage and now I'm stuck with her. Now what? Is that kind of like assigning commissions?
AND being captive................
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I accidently got her pregnant in the dating stage and now I'm stuck with her. Now what? Is that kind of like assigning commissions?
AND being captive................
You should always get an upfront release signed too..
Is that like a pre-nuptial agreement?
Just be glad there's not a 2 year waiting period before the full benefits click in.
Is this graded? Which benefits are immediate?
Ummm, no...Silly Monkey, I wasn't talking about insurance.
I know. You said: "Just be glad there's not a 2 year waiting period before the full benefits click in."
So...which benefits would kick in in the 1st 2 years? Cooking...sex?
Ohhh...I thought you were being the "straight man". Well, actually the sex is normally good the first 2 years but the cooking stinks. Then by the time you get cut off they cook better soas they hope you won't notice. Then the kids start popping out every year or so, so then all you want to do is sleep and drink. Then by the time the kids are grown nothing works anymore anyway so then you decide to get into insurance for the excitement. Then..umm...
(looks up to see everyone staring)
Umm.......so I've heard.