God, Zero-Premium Life Insurance, Leads, Goats, Iran...

CHUMPS FROM OXFORD · 10-23-2007, 10:13 PM

Actually, I am bored. I have been doing paperwork for hours and completing a column for the local paper. I need a break.

There is no reason for this thread and I urge you to leave now.

The New Guy · 10-23-2007, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by CHUMPS FROM OXFORD

Actually, I am bored. I have been doing paperwork for hours and completing a column for the local paper. I need a break.

There is no reason for this thread and I urge you to leave now.

See ya

Mr. Bill · 10-23-2007, 11:01 PM

No I won't I can't

AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!

CHUMPS FROM OXFORD · 10-24-2007, 06:51 AM

I warn you....if anyone ventures into this thread, I will put them on double-secret probation.

somarco · 10-24-2007, 07:08 AM

What is zero premium life? Is it anything like free health insurance that Hillary wants to give us?

CHUMPS FROM OXFORD · 10-24-2007, 08:50 AM

No. It is a unique concoction where the consumer pays no premiums for their coverage. The policy lasts a lifetime and can never lapse. The death benefit is $0 and is completely tax-free.

Some restrictions apply. Void where prohibited by law...especially North Carolina and the Sudan.

somarco · 10-24-2007, 11:09 AM

OK, so how much does zero premium life insurance AND free health insurance cost me?

Mr. Bill · 10-24-2007, 12:52 PM

It depends on whether the government is the beneficiary of your policy!

*midwestbroker* · 10-24-2007, 03:39 PM

Sweet. I love pointless ramblings.

Zero premium rocks. I have a policy on both my dogs.

Winter · 10-24-2007, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by CHUMPS FROM OXFORD

I warn you....if anyone ventures into this thread, I will put them on double-secret probation.

Sue me baby. You take one step in my direction and I will pull out my Pre-Paid Legal badge and watch you fold like a lawnchair. I heard that PPL has made a few sales down at Guantanamo and now those guys are all on their way home. Powerful stuff.

Winter