Million Dollar Winner !

CHUMPS FROM OXFORD

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If you don't live in Ohio, you may not have heard...but last night at the Columbus Blue Jacket's game (NHL), I was one of four people called out of the crowd to try to shoot the puck the length of the ice through a six-inch opening.

Yep...you guessed it! I did it (the first person in their history) and will be getting $1 million lump sum in four weeks!

Retiring? You betcha! I probably won't be posting for a while as we're going out West for a few weeks!

Man...I LOVE HOCKEY!!!
 
After Geithner & Dodd take their cut it will only be worth $15,000.

Might want to keep your day job. Whatever that is . . .
 
Last night I was the proud winner of a Dom Deluise look alike contest at Buckingham Palace. I took the $1,000,000 prize

I'm going to buy me one of those "color" TVs with the money now that they have them perfected.
 
The key to a proper April fools joke is to make it sound possible... Damn I had a good tax planner for you too Chumps LOL

"The key to a proper April fools joke is to make it sound possible"

OK, it wasn't a Don Deluise look alike contest. It was a Lyle Lovett look-alike contest.
 
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