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Geez, thanks Ed. That explanation really clears up the mystery. I should have known that if anyone could explain the process of making virgin olive ...


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Old 06-20-2009, 02:47 PM   #21
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Geez, thanks Ed. That explanation really clears up the mystery. I should have known that if anyone could explain the process of making virgin olive oil it would be you. I consider you renaissance man who is multifacted and has an encyclopedic mind.

I am I interpreting your explanation correctly in that when the olive oil is used to impregnate the mountain goats, that is when it loses its virginity?
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Old 06-20-2009, 06:32 PM   #22
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Ed, perhaps you could clear up something else..

After how many years of marriage does a woman regain her virginity? Please differentiate between Jewish and non-Jewish.

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Are you really hoping for that, Rick?
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OK...I'll try my best.

Arn...it is only the "prime virgin" olive oil that is used with the goats. And only in Scandinavia, Bosnia and parts of Huntington, W.Va.

Rick...Unfortunately, women can never regain their virginity, whether Jewish or Non-Jewish.

However...a bit on-topic, the Co-founder of Twitter is Jewish, and he is quietly celebrating the current revolt in Iran.

Disclaimer: Parts of this post were either fictitious or drivel...or both. That sometimes happens when it's hot in Ohio.
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Originally Posted by CHUMPS FROM OXFORD View Post
Rick...Unfortunately, women can never regain their virginity, whether Jewish or Non-Jewish.
Apparently my wife is saving herself for her 2nd marriage.

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I was waiting for a punch line but olive oil is graded on the quality of the olive oil and the olive that it is made from. Virgin olive oil is made from the highest grade of olives and creates the highest grade of olive oil
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Joey...that was true until about six months ago. When the FDA re-classified olive oil, the grading system went out the window.

Go to the FDA website, and check "Section 17 Grading Changes." On about the 14th page, you can read about olive oil.

In part, it says, "the FDA no longer recognizes past grading formulas for olives." Therefore "virgin" olive oil must be re-classified by 1-1-10 by all manufacturers.
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"how to change your oil" - open the hood. turn the vehecle up-side-down and shake.
"can a woman regain her virginity?" - a clear bandaid?
" check "Section 17 Grading Changes." On about the 14th page..." - even in Ohio nobody is that bored.
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even in Ohio nobody is that bored.
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Originally Posted by CHUMPS FROM OXFORD View Post
Joey...that was true until about six months ago. When the FDA re-classified olive oil, the grading system went out the window.

Go to the FDA website, and check "Section 17 Grading Changes." On about the 14th page, you can read about olive oil.

In part, it says, "the FDA no longer recognizes past grading formulas for olives." Therefore "virgin" olive oil must be re-classified by 1-1-10 by all manufacturers.
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Well! I was going to post the other 16 sections of the FDA report, but I guess now I won't. And boring in Ohio? C'mon. Get real.

Later. I'm going to sit in my rocker and whittle for the next three days.
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What, no work on your olive treatise?
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Originally Posted by JoeyGallo667 View Post
I was waiting for a punch line but olive oil is graded on the quality of the olive oil and the olive that it is made from. Virgin olive oil is made from the highest grade of olives and creates the highest grade of olive oil
You guys obviously do not know about either virgins or olive oil to wit:

Chumps, gave an erudite answer as to how olive oil loses its viriginity. However, olive oil loses it virginity in the time-honored manner which involves the popping of cherries as part of the process.

Next, Mr. Gallo suggested that virgin oil is made from the highest quality olives. This is not precisely so. It does not refer to the quality of the oil but to the stage of processing. "Virgin" means that the oil is formed from the first pressing of the olives which is almost always a cold-pressing. This form of oil is a little cruder but has more flavor and nutritional value. The more refined oils involve multiple pressing, heat treating and chemicals to extract and refine the oil, and thus are not virginal.

Should you have any other questions along this line do not hesistate to ask. I knew a girl in high school who was a virgin at least six times over last I knew so I learned about these things early on.
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Geez, Winter, thank you for solving the mystery for me. I should have known that "you have to pop the cherry," but where does the cherry get involved in the process? But Y.L. Prinzel gave the best answer----she indicated you have to "pop the pit." When the pit is gone, the olive is no longer virginal, so I would assume the oil from that olive cannot be called "virgin." Ergo, virgin olive oil is made from unpitted olives, i.e., those that have not lost their pit!
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