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Old 02-28-2008, 02:44 PM   #1
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When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open
The package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a
Table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it
Carefully You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized'.

Now, close your eye s and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not
Work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

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Old 02-28-2008, 02:47 PM   #2
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Actually that was my job before I started insurance. The thought of going back to that job is what keeps me in the field.


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Old 02-28-2008, 05:25 PM   #3
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Actually that was my job before I started insurance. The thought of going back to that job is what keeps me in the field.
I just knew there is something strange about you, SAI.


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Old 02-28-2008, 06:42 PM   #4
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HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

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Old 02-28-2008, 08:32 PM   #5
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Rick,

Is that how you discovered that the instructions said that, by locking the door etc?


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Old 02-28-2008, 08:35 PM   #6
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You can always test it out on your dog first if you do not believe thay have already tested it.


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Old 02-28-2008, 09:32 PM   #7
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Overbearing boss: Did you get all those thermometers tested and shipped out?

Fed up employee: Of course I did. What do you THINK I did...SHOVE EM' Up MY A##?!!!


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Old 02-28-2008, 10:37 PM   #8
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It's no wonder that he wants to pick a fight.


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Old 02-29-2008, 02:37 AM   #9
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That's funny I guess no matter how our job sucks, there are far worse out there.


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Now you know I have to go out and get a thermometer, to read the package insert.....thats how gullible us newbie's are!


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Two men are standing on a corner. Across the road, a dog is standing by a tree, licking its private parts.

One man says to another..."Gee, I wish I was able to do that." The other man says..."Well, try petting the dog first and maybe he'll let you."



I am so sorry to post that, but I felt the thread was heading in that direction anyhow!


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Actually I think it took a sharp upward turn before it got there.


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