Insurance Agent Forum

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

This might be for you. Then again...maybe not.

We're 6000 strong and hoping to crack the 100,000 barrier by the end of the year.

If you're not a member and currently sell individual health insurance...you need to join now! This association is completely free.

Click on the link or a popular Danish newspaper will publish your nude photos.

http://groups.google.com/group/top-i...t-agents?hl=en


DISCLAIMER-This association is NOT intended to draw members from another association that is currently being formed on the Board. Our association actually offers very little advice and is not worthy of charging members. That's why it is completely free! This association offers virtually no assistance to you and may in fact, be a complete waste of your time.

[somarco]

This association offers virtually no assistance to you and may in fact, be a complete waste of your time.

I already waste enough time here without pay.

However, I like what I see so far. Sign me up.

[moonlightandmargaritas]

Something with no benefits - sounds great!

I'm in.

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

6002...

[salpro22]

Looks familiar.

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

It is.

[Chkndinner14]

6003

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Welcome Chkndinner and thank you for your generous donation of $50 to the website Paypal account. I will make sure the money is used for private information gathering only.

And...your 7-day old VIMO lead will be sent to you in about 10 days because of your generosity.

[rapidrobert]

Hell, I'd buy that for a dollar! What kind of pleasure palace are you running there Mr. Chump?

[InsuranceBenefitsGroup]

Join my association Now! NAHIAWETSOT.com

The National Assn of Health Insurance Agents with Egos the size of Texas! I'm so busy and successful, I want to share my success with YOU! Even thought I sell insurance in 1 state, I'll tell ya how to be successfull, anywhere, with my 1460 days of experience!!

It's only $20 a month! C'mon newbies, PayPal that over right quick now, ya hear! You'll be closing 50K in AV per week in no time!!!!!

Friends, this is only meant to be light hearted....

[healthagent]

The carriers do the product training - not me. And hey, it's not $20 a month - it's $19.95

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Originally Posted by rapidrobert

Hell, I'd buy that for a dollar! What kind of pleasure palace are you running there Mr. Chump?

Actually..."pleasure palace" month was held last November. About 150 of our members took a cruise to Jamaica. Lots of board games, music, food and best of all...Richard Simmons provided personal health management seminars each morning.

A fun time for all.

FYI...This July we are hosting "Amateur Veterinarian" month, where you are permitted to perform experimental surgeries on pets. We already have 55 people signed up for that one.


Come and join us: Click on the link or your first born will eventually become a Mega Life broker.


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[somarco]

"Amateur Veterinarian" month

Is Dave (Goat Porn) Fluker one of the speakers?

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Funny you ask. As we speak, we are in negotiations with Dave about what his role will be.

Since he is no longer a "board certified" veterinarian, he may not be the right person to have as our keynote speaker. But he is the only member of our group to have appeared on "Animal Planet" (Episode 12... 2005...Turning a chihuahua into a lifelong health insurance customer)

[somarco]

Turning a chiwawa into a lifelong health insurance customer

Watch out. The spelling bee police will get you on that one.

Wonder how he feels about Chia pets?

[CHUMPS FROM OXFORD]

Spelling corrected. Hard to say what he thinks about Chia pets. But I bet he has a closet full of them.