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Originally Posted by CHUMPS FROM OXFORD I suppose my point was that Allah is just a trifle different than your typical mainstream God. I suppose ...


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Old 09-29-2007, 12:54 AM   #201
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Originally Posted by CHUMPS FROM OXFORD View Post
I suppose my point was that Allah is just a trifle different than your typical mainstream God.
I suppose it depends upon what mainstream you're talking about?
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Old 09-29-2007, 02:04 PM   #202
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Well...if you understand the definition of "mainstream"...then you'll know what I mean.
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Old 09-29-2007, 04:58 PM   #203
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Originally Posted by CHUMPS FROM OXFORD View Post
Well...if you understand the definition of "mainstream"...then you'll know what I mean.
I'm confident that Muslims think they are mainstream.
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Old 09-29-2007, 06:50 PM   #204
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In certain countries...that is true.
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Old 09-29-2007, 08:45 PM   #205
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Originally Posted by CHUMPS FROM OXFORD View Post
In certain countries...that is true.
LOL, France?
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:55 PM   #206
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Yes, unfortunately...in France. Maybe Britain in a few years if they aren't careful.
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Originally Posted by CHUMPS FROM OXFORD View Post
Yes, unfortunately...in France. Maybe Britain in a few years if they aren't careful.
Hopefully you remember what happen the last time the Muslims threaten France and England!
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Old 11-23-2007, 05:19 PM   #208
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In the spirit of the holidays, I thought I'd bump this thread so all the newcomers to the forum could enjoy it also.

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Old 11-23-2007, 07:46 PM   #209
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Go to hell.

Oh, just kidding!
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Old 11-23-2007, 11:39 PM   #210
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Peace to all, including JC. Quite the carpenter, I hear.
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Originally Posted by CHUMPS FROM OXFORD View Post
Peace to all, including JC. Quite the carpenter, I hear.

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Old 11-24-2007, 01:56 PM   #212
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Jesus Saves.

Passes to Moses.... he shoots... he scores!

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Originally Posted by GreenSky View Post
Just because we don't know the answer (how the universe began; what came before the big bang, etc), does NOT become any evidence there is a god.

You can't prove the existance of god just because it can't be proven god does not exist.

By the way, there are how many different Christian "sects". If one is right, then the rest are wrong. How do I know that Catholics are right? What about Methodists?

Maybe the Scientologists? Okay, maybe not them.

Perhaps radical Islam is the true religion. NOT

Or maybe I'm right and there is no god. NOT

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Since Easter is approaching I thought I'd start this thread back up. Actually these different "sects" you note actually do agree on the main point that Christ died on a cross as the one time perfect sacrifice for the sins of all humankind. They have different styles of worship and rituals, but do agree on the diety of Christ and follow the Bible. Please explain where the different denominations disagree if you are going to make a broad statement like that.
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Old 03-07-2008, 11:29 PM   #214
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Then again, maybe Jesus didn't die on the cross for those reasons. Maybe he died of natural causes. Maybe he wasn't a carpenter after all, but was a housing inspector.
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Old 03-07-2008, 11:35 PM   #215
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Why do I have a feeling that this yellow brick road isn't leading to Oz?
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Apparently I need to get my post count up so I can share some of my good fortune with the rest of you... It is all about quantity and not quality of post... So this thread is as good as place as any to start...

Religion easily—has the best "BS" story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man...living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. ~ [COLOR=#0000ff]George Carlin[/COLOR]
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Believe what you will.

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If you pray to jesus, god, or anything else, that prayer may be answered. If you pray to a carton of milk, that prayer may be answered.

So, is god a carton of milk?

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Originally Posted by GreenSky View Post
If you pray to jesus, god, or anything else, that prayer may be answered. If you pray to a carton of milk, that prayer may be answered.

So, is god a carton of milk?

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I would say No... because there is value, and benifit in the carton of milk... unlike the other
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I would say No... because there is value, and benifit in the carton of milk... unlike the other
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