THE WAR IS OVER
The story is told about a man in Amsterdam who, not so long ago, was feeling guilty about something he had done, so he went and talked to his preacher.
He said, "I feel terrible because I've sinned. During World War II I hid a refugee in my attic."
The preacher said, "I don't believe that's a sin at all. I wouldn't feel bad about that if I were you."
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed."
The preacher said, "Well, I admit that wasn't the most noble thing to do, but you did it for a good cause, so I still wouldn't worry about it."
The man said, "Oh thank you, that eases my mind. I have only one more question to ask you -- Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
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A Joke by Alfred Hitchcock
Alfred Hitchcock’s boyhood friend was beat up at school and he came home the first day and his father told not to fight. He came home again beat up and his father repeated what he said but this time, Hitchcock’s friend said, “but dad, they call me a dirty Jew.” Then the boys dad said” you tell your friends Jesus Christ was a Jew. So the boy came home again; more beat up than ever and his dad said, “what happened, son? I told you what to do,” then the boy said, “I would have said what you told me but I forget the gentlemen’s name
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