I am moving out on June 1st
Guess that explains the Ryder truck out front. Don't expect a refund on your deposit.
But my lease said nothing about living with farm animals. Oh...that's right. I didn't sign a lease.
I did not charge you extra for the farm animals.
No need to sign. I signed it for you.
I could tell you were busy when you moved in. All those goat porn DVD's were quite a load and you had your hands full . . . in a manner of speaking.
Are you going to leave the gro-lamps behind and those funny green plants? I have been meaning to talk to you about your electric bill.
Not to mention the sweet smell of something burning while playing InaGadaDavida way too loud on your stereo.
Where's that damn PPL guy when you need him?
Actually, I already have your room rented out to him.
Make sure you clean up the goat poop before you leave.