Now I've seen it all

Insuranceman · 12-03-2008, 05:41 PM

The other day I had an appointment with a elderly couple
To go over a MA plan. We're all sitting around the kitchen table along with their nephew then the nephew whips out a big ol fat doobie and burns it right there at the table in front of everyone like nothing is happening.

*STIBROKER@AUSTIN.RR.COM* · 12-03-2008, 05:47 PM

So......did the old people hit it......

Originally Posted by Insuranceman

The other day I had an appointment with a elderly couple
To go over a MA plan. We're all sitting around the kitchen table along with their nephew then the nephew whips out a big ol fat doobie and burns it right there at the table in front of everyone like nothing is happening.

GreenSky · 12-03-2008, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by Insuranceman

The other day I had an appointment with a elderly couple
To go over a MA plan. We're all sitting around the kitchen table along with their nephew then the nephew whips out a big ol fat doobie and burns it right there at the table in front of everyone like nothing is happening.

Was the pot any good?

Rick

Russ · 12-03-2008, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Insuranceman

The other day I had an appointment with a elderly couple
To go over a MA plan. We're all sitting around the kitchen table along with their nephew then the nephew whips out a big ol fat doobie and burns it right there at the table in front of everyone like nothing is happening.

Did you....

(1)Sell the couple?
Or....
(2)Sell the couple after they smoked it with him?
Or....
(3)Sell the couple after all of you smoked it with him?
Or....
(4)Leave without a sale?

I've never had that happen. I've had young/middle aged folks offer me to indulge with them on an appt. though.

moonlightandmargaritas · 12-03-2008, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Insuranceman

We're all sitting around the kitchen table along with their nephew then the nephew whips out a big ol fat doobie and burns it right there at the table in front of everyone like nothing is happening.

Dream appointment?

Did Grandmom have any brownies made? Did they have a gallon of milk in the fridge?
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Originally Posted by Russ

Did you....

(1)Sell the couple?
Or....
(2)Sell the couple after they smoked it with him?
Or....
(3)Sell the couple after all of you smoked it with him?
Or....
(4)Leave without a sale?

He can't remember!

Markingriffin · 12-03-2008, 05:57 PM

Did you get any second hand smoke?

Did you get the muchies?

Did he hook you up?

moonlightandmargaritas · 12-03-2008, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by Markingriffin

Did he hook you up?

lmao!

*STIBROKER@AUSTIN.RR.COM* · 12-03-2008, 06:04 PM

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Insuranceman · 12-03-2008, 07:19 PM

He didn't offer to share but i was mighty hungry after the appointment.

Markingriffin · 12-03-2008, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Insuranceman

He didn't offer to share but i was mighty hungry after the appointment.

Did you ask him to share it with you??

I mean you was a guest in his home. That is just being greedy. At least he blowed it in your direction.

I bet some of the other agents have some weird stories like this also. I've never had a house wife try to pick me up. Have any of you or is it just me? Does anyone else have a wild story to tell us?

Aaron_4SIGHT · 12-03-2008, 07:31 PM

Was this a lead you got from MySpace?

nickkime · 12-04-2008, 01:34 AM

Myspace lead, That was funny

seadevil · 12-04-2008, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by Markingriffin

I've never had a house wife try to pick me up. Have any of you or is it just me? Does anyone else have a wild story to tell us?

When I was recruiting, I had a female applicant and a mother of a male applicant proposition me.

I declined on both, I was more scared of the 5'2" lady at home than I was of anything the Navy would have done to me if I had been caught.

Three things we were taught in Recruiting School:

1. Don't drink and drive a government vehicle
2. Don't fraud an enlistment.
3. Don't dip a depper.

Saw a few who had their careers go south real quick.

Insuranceman · 12-04-2008, 09:08 AM

I was at an appointment where my clients were feuding with the neighbors. The neighbors blocked off their driveway and wouldn't let me leave. I told them that I was with the goverment and they were interfering with goverment business. They bought it hook line and sanker and unblocked the driveway for me.

Russ · 12-04-2008, 09:42 AM

I had an elderly man that I think had Alzheimers disease whip his gun out one time. Not sure if it was loaded...I left...never to return. Just talking to him about his med-supp apparently set him off.

I just had a 65 year-old female that has life insurance with me try to set me up with her daughter. I told her I was married...

Had a middle-aged man that was drunk that didn't like me trying to collect from him on Christmas eve years ago(80's).....I got the heck out of his house....never to return.

Insuranceman · 12-04-2008, 10:57 AM

I've had to wade across a creek to get to the people house for an appointment.