Alaskan Retirement

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Alaskan Retirement

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]50 acres of land in Alaska[/FONT] as far from humanity as
possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets
groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and
quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation,
someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge,
bearded man is standing there.

"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the
road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought
you might like to come. About 5:00."

"Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm
ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be
some drinkin'."

"Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the
business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More
'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right.
I'll be there. Thanks again."

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too."

"Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to
the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll
definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"

"Don't much matter ..... Just gonna be the two of us."


Rick
 
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