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Have you ever actually been to Hell, JD? I got close to it in 2002 but didn't get to go. The port authority folks in Grand Cayman wouldn't let the cruise ship dock. They said it was too windy and the waves would have made it difficult to dock. It didn't seem that windy to me. But what do I know? Anyway, it definitely wasn't hot enough out on the ship for me to think that much ice would have been necessary over there. That would have made it harder to sell.
On Wednesday we were in Jamaica,
On Friday we were in Cozumel,
But because it was a windy Thursday
We weren't able to go to Hell.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Grand_Cayman#/media/File:Hell_Grand_Cayman_(1).JPG
Been there, overrated. They managed to turn it into a tourist trap, and not a very pretty one at that.