MIGA1626
Super Genius
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Me: "Thanks for looking at my account! Is there anyway we can be a little closer to the price I submitted at? (16k---->34K)
Underwriter: "Oh it was submitted at 16K? It came to me at 32K!"
Me: Well is there anything that could have changed?
Underwriter: "Well ISO did change the construction of the 6 story building from Fire Resistive to Frame"
Me: Oh! Well that's easy! The laws of physics don't allow you to build a frame building above 4 stories, let alone have a concrete parking garage below.
Underwriter: HAVE YOU DOTH SPOKEN AGAINST THE HOLY WORD OF ISO. YOU MUST MAKE AMMENDS TO ISO. FOR ISO HATH SPOKEN. FOR WHAT ISO SPEAKS IS 100% PUREST TRUTH
Me: Ok...well ... is it ok if I get you pictures or an appraisal showing its concrete and steel construction? Once again you will kill 100s if not 1000s of people if you build a frame building 6 stories with a parking garage.
Underwriter: THEN LET THEM DIE IN THE NAME OF ISO!!! FOR ISO GIVES US UNDERWRITERS THE ABILITY TO NOT THINK FOR OURSELVES. THOU SHOUT BOW AND WORSHIP ISO!!!!
Underwriter: "Oh it was submitted at 16K? It came to me at 32K!"
Me: Well is there anything that could have changed?
Underwriter: "Well ISO did change the construction of the 6 story building from Fire Resistive to Frame"
Me: Oh! Well that's easy! The laws of physics don't allow you to build a frame building above 4 stories, let alone have a concrete parking garage below.
Underwriter: HAVE YOU DOTH SPOKEN AGAINST THE HOLY WORD OF ISO. YOU MUST MAKE AMMENDS TO ISO. FOR ISO HATH SPOKEN. FOR WHAT ISO SPEAKS IS 100% PUREST TRUTH
Me: Ok...well ... is it ok if I get you pictures or an appraisal showing its concrete and steel construction? Once again you will kill 100s if not 1000s of people if you build a frame building 6 stories with a parking garage.
Underwriter: THEN LET THEM DIE IN THE NAME OF ISO!!! FOR ISO GIVES US UNDERWRITERS THE ABILITY TO NOT THINK FOR OURSELVES. THOU SHOUT BOW AND WORSHIP ISO!!!!
