New zero premium life insurance policy/life settlements

[senior-advisor-indiana]

Senior,

Thought you were taking the weekend off from this thread?

Well, I guess this is another case of an unreliable source.

 

[STIBROKER]

BUT WE STILL HAVE THE COURT DATES.....

 

[Superchief]

Yeah! I think I'm more interested now in the results of Ali's impending court appearances than this stupid scheme.

 

[Crabcake Johnny]

We'll find out tomorrow.

 

[arnguy]

I went to see my doctor this morning because I am having trouble sleeping at night. I keep waking up in the middle of a dream that I am earning over a million dollars a year. In fact, I reach that goal in less than six months. I do that by giving away life insurance for free----no premium. The doctor said that I am suffering from "zero premium life insuranceitis," a very serious acute condition. He also said there is no known cure, but magically on May 15th it may clear up on its own. Whew! What a relief. BTW Happy Mayo de Cinco!!

 

[arnguy]

Oopps, that last sentence should read "Happy Belated Cinco de Mayo!!" I think today may be Mayo de Siete (May 7th). That's will lack of sleep from that zero premium syndrome will do to you!

 

[Frank Stastny]

I don't think it is lack of sleep, I think it is too much cerveza.

 

[arnguy]

It isn"t just the cerveza, it's cerveza with a Tequila chaser!

 

[arnguy]

Anyway, this thread has become alarmingly quiet----I'll have to watch TV tonight for amusement.

 

[senior-advisor-indiana]

yeah crappy