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13. I’ve always dreamed of a life full of exclusions and limitations.
12. Federal Witness Protection folks told me this was the ultimate in anonymity.
11. I’m addicted to the smell of manila folders.
10. My worm farm failed.
9. Thought COI was a TV show.
8. I fled my previous homeland following a failed coup.
7. I married into family.
6. My career as a bodybuilder didn’t pan out.
5. My psychiatrist said it would help with my anger-management issues.
4. I was told producers are “chick magnets.”
3. My parents cut off my allowance.
2. Two words: English major.
And the top reason?
1. I thought “binding people” sounded kinky.
12. Federal Witness Protection folks told me this was the ultimate in anonymity.
11. I’m addicted to the smell of manila folders.
10. My worm farm failed.
9. Thought COI was a TV show.
8. I fled my previous homeland following a failed coup.
7. I married into family.
6. My career as a bodybuilder didn’t pan out.
5. My psychiatrist said it would help with my anger-management issues.
4. I was told producers are “chick magnets.”
3. My parents cut off my allowance.
2. Two words: English major.
And the top reason?
1. I thought “binding people” sounded kinky.
