Mark's New Redlight Prospecting System $19.95

[Mark]

Try my latest prospecting system. It is only $19.95 plus a small fee for processing and handling.

Supplies are limited! We will only sell 1 unit per red light.

Crying kids are extra!

So hurry!

 

[Indiana_Adam]

Do I get the 2nd one free if I call within the next 20 minutes? If not, I'm opting for one of Ron's contraptions that will improve my life by 1 million percent!

 

[padthaiforlunch]

Thought it was red light district prospecting.

 

[WiseFS]

How much for the extra crying kids?

 

[DNAR]

I saw the Redlight Prospecting Title and I'm not quite sure what the $20 is for . Is is for you to eat ?or feed a Hooker? Or to get me a Hooker? Or for me to feed a Hooker? Or are you the Hooker that needs Food?You're worse than my kids. What did you do with the last $20 I gave you?

 

[Mark]

How much for the extra crying kids?

Crying kids are easy to find.

Depends if you want real tears or fake ones.

 

[b61mack]

so are crying insurancemen/woman

 

[Mark]

I'm now out of stock due to high demand!

Also, watch out of homeless people, they will try and steal your spot at the redlight.

 

[Sales71]

It's a risky idea.

 

[insurance0707]

too funny!