What Did the Ant Say when He Walked into the Insurance Office?

[HoosierLife]

DHK, I thought for sure you'd have this one: How do you tell the difference between an introverted actuary and an extroverted actuary? The extroverted actuary looks at your shoes when you talk to him.

So are y'all saying that actuaries are boring???

 

[DHK]

I bought this book nearly 10 years ago when I first got started in the financial advisory field. Most of the jokes in this thread... are in the book.

400 Greatest Jokes for Financial Professionals (includes Audio CD): Larry Klein: 9780966206227: Amazon.com: Books

 

[rousemark]

I bought this book nearly 10 years ago when I first got started in the financial advisory field. Most of the jokes in this thread... are in the book.

400 Greatest Jokes for Financial Professionals (includes Audio CD): Larry Klein: 9780966206227: Amazon.com: Books

Do you think it is too late to get your money back?

 

[jameslyoung]

When I worked at Mike Russ Financial Training Center in San Diego, CA, a phone call was put on hold and an announcement made, "Jesus is on line 3."

 

[xrac]

Two women are playing golf when one of them asks the other,

"Do you and your husband have mutual climax?"

The other woman replies, "No, I think we have State Farm."

 

[Stephenn]

A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live."

"Oh that´s terrible," the woman sighs, "what am I going do?"

The doctor replies, "Marry an insurance agent."

"Will I live longer?" asks the woman. "

"No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

Good One Lifeworth ...:-)