Biggest _____ Reception at a Door

[bboman23]

Hahaha...close. Is that guy from Insane Clown Posse?

Naw, my wife just took her makeup off and I snapped a quick picture

 

[goillini52]

Naw, my wife just took her makeup off and I snapped a quick picture

Hahaha, I'm assuming she doesn't read this stuff.

 

[bboman23]

Hahaha, I'm assuming she doesn't read this stuff.

She is from Mississippi, she can't read

 

[jdeasy]

She is from Mississippi, she can't read

Or see either. Was her maiden name Keller?

 

[bboman23]

Or see either. Was her maiden name Keller?

Charles. ........................

 

[goillini52]

She is from Mississippi, she can't read

Hahaha...I forgot about that.

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Or see either. Was her maiden name Keller?

1st name Helen?

 

[TPAAgent]

You newbs

Always tell them you're sorry and that you will send back their $200 complimentary walmart gift card back to the company-

 

[Biggin]

Guy told me to "Come on in" one time and he was sitting in his chair nekked. I thought the only way this story gets better is if I sell him something. I ran through a list of questions that he answered incorrectly (for selling purposes) and I was out of there.

 

[Norwayguy]

Naw, my wife just took her makeup off and I snapped a quick picture

Dang.... she care hear right.... might need to give her a call and read this to her.

 

[PA Bill]

Guy told me to "Come on in" one time and he was sitting in his chair nekked. I thought the only way this story gets better is if I sell him something. I ran through a list of questions that he answered incorrectly (for selling purposes) and I was out of there.

Sounds like my old man. He hates air conditioning and he ain't shy.