Boxers or Briefs
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Couldn't agree more. Do you want to make money or have funny stories to tell?
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A producer friend of mine was doing an annuity seminar at the Ruth Chris a few years back when some old plate-licker shows up late and starts making his way towards the only available seat which was at the front of the room. Producer continues talking trying to keep his presentation rolling. Old codger is doing the .005 mph shuffle with a walker when suddenly his pants start to slowly slip down.
Inevitably as he continued to walk, the dam proceeds to break and his trousers fall below the knee to reveal his lack of boxers or briefs. Undeterred by his own lack of decorum and with his eye on the prize of a free steak, he continued his march lest any younger, quicker whipper snapper of 80 or less attempt to elbow him out of his rightful place at the table of plenty.
Producer proceeds to stop presentation and pull codgers pants up, escort him to his seat with nary a nod of gratitude from ye old plate-licker.
Inevitably as he continued to walk, the dam proceeds to break and his trousers fall below the knee to reveal his lack of boxers or briefs. Undeterred by his own lack of decorum and with his eye on the prize of a free steak, he continued his march lest any younger, quicker whipper snapper of 80 or less attempt to elbow him out of his rightful place at the table of plenty.
Producer proceeds to stop presentation and pull codgers pants up, escort him to his seat with nary a nod of gratitude from ye old plate-licker.
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Speaking of old farts funny stories.I have had more than a few oldsters who nonchalantly rip a fart while on an appointment.I had an old lady one time who farted every other step she took when she got up to get her medicare card and again when she got up to answer her phone.It was hard to keep a straight face on that one.
LOL oh man, I hope that story ain't true, no commission is worth that!
That is my thought exactly!
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If you spent your most immature years in the 1970's like I did we had names for all those techniques. The fart per step is known as crop dusting.
My favorite was always the One Cheek Sneak which was silent but deadly.
Hey we didn't have video games yet and we had to entertain ourselves with what we had.
Ahhhhh. Those were the good ol' days.
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I loved the George Carlin routine where he talks about the "silent but deadly". That one is a classic.
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That must be where we got it but through the filter of 10 year old kids cranked up on Kool-Aid which made it even funnier.
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