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[arnguy]

Mark. I've revised my plan. Show 10% and state "multipy by 2 for 20%" and "divide the 10% by 2 and add the result to the 10% for 15%." As Wino pointed out there are definite problems with a sales tax table. Here in PA it is 6% but in Philadelphia it is &%. SOLUTION: Get a cheap calculator and imprint your business card information on its cover. They will not throw it away! If they can't handle that, then they shouldn't eat out!

 

[Mark]

See, this is the reason why I always just tip 5 bucks.

 

[VolAgent]

Visit Tennessee, we make it easy to tip 20%. The tax is 9.75%, just double it and call it a day.

 

[arnguy]

See, this is the reason why I always just tip 5 bucks.

Geez. Mark, now you have confirmed my suspicions that you are a cheapskate!

 

[Mark]

Geez. Mark, now you have confirmed my suspicions that you are a cheapskate!

I'm also a hoarder. But I'm getting better.

 

[arnguy]

I'm also a hoarder. But I'm getting better.

Yeah, but I'll bet you're not as big a hoarder as the woman in suburban Philadelphia who had 57 cats in her house.
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I'm also a hoarder. But I'm getting better.

Yeah, but I'll bet you're not as big a hoarder as the woman in suburban Philadelphia who had 57 cats in her house. Wait a minute....you are probably hoarding those praying mantises. My bad.