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You think underwriting will accept that in a cover letter for a request to waive requirements? I've honestly tried way weaker excuses.
Dear Underwriter,
Enclosed is an app on I.M. Oser. The gentleman is over 70, has a weak heart. I have already administered a stress test for him. He wasn't going to buy as he said he wasn't planning on dying. Fortunately, I had my cap gun on me. I pulled it out and fired it off, and then told him, "I bet you weren't planning on that either." He got a little red and short of breath, but after a while settled down and we filled out the app. Therefore, I respectfully request you waive the treadmill EKG for him.
Oh, based on I.M. Oser's excellent health, and great family history, I request that you issue him preferred plus as applied.
Respectfully yours,
I.M. Nutcase