(sung to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody)
Is this the real lie? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a plan change, no escape from medigap
Open your eyes, look up to the lies, and see
M A P D, everything is free
Copays, they’re easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Anyway the plan goes, commissions really matter to me, to me
mama, just killed a man
put a MAPD against his head, signed the app, now he's dead
mama, life had just begun
But now I’ve gone and thrown the medigap away
mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
and I'll do it all again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if commissions really matters
medigap, cancellation has come
see physicians about my spine, my body's aching all the time
goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
gotta leave medsupp behind and face the HMO
mama, ooh (any way the MAPD goes)
i don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never cancelled at all
I see a little silhouette of a plan
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico
But I'm just a broker boy, nobody loves me
He’s just a broker boy, from a broker family
Spare him this life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
No, we will not let you go (let him go)
We will not let you go (let him go)
We will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
Never, never, never, never let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can fool me with my drugs so high?
So you think you can drop my medigap and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can’t do this to me baby,
Just gotta medigap, just gotta medigap right here
Ooh
Ooh, yeah, ohh, yeah
Commissions really matters, anyone can see
To the medsupp only hacks
Commissions really matters, you see
Is this the real lie? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a plan change, no escape from medigap
Open your eyes, look up to the lies, and see
M A P D, everything is free
Copays, they’re easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Anyway the plan goes, commissions really matter to me, to me
mama, just killed a man
put a MAPD against his head, signed the app, now he's dead
mama, life had just begun
But now I’ve gone and thrown the medigap away
mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
and I'll do it all again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if commissions really matters
medigap, cancellation has come
see physicians about my spine, my body's aching all the time
goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
gotta leave medsupp behind and face the HMO
mama, ooh (any way the MAPD goes)
i don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never cancelled at all
I see a little silhouette of a plan
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico
But I'm just a broker boy, nobody loves me
He’s just a broker boy, from a broker family
Spare him this life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
No, we will not let you go (let him go)
We will not let you go (let him go)
We will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
Never, never, never, never let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can fool me with my drugs so high?
So you think you can drop my medigap and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can’t do this to me baby,
Just gotta medigap, just gotta medigap right here
Ooh
Ooh, yeah, ohh, yeah
Commissions really matters, anyone can see
To the medsupp only hacks
Commissions really matters, you see
