Ohio National Rebranded as AuguStar Life, AuguStar Retirement

[DHK]

Al3x Lee Corporate Insurance Corporation of America, Inc.

ALCICA sounds more like a terrorist organization...

 

[Al3x Lee]

ALCICA sounds more like a terrorist organization...

Well, there's our new slogan "ALCICA, sounds like a terrorist organization, but we actually just sell insurance."

 

[somarco]

• "GuardianShield"

• "SecureCover"

• "Safeguardia"

• "ShieldSure"

• "RiskGuard"

• "FortitudeCare"

• "ProtecSure"

• "SafetyNet"

• "AssureLink"

• "VitalDefender"

Sound like condom brands . . .

 

[Al3x Lee]

Sound like condom brands . . .

Your comment makes the names 10x funnier

 

[walthamny]

thats it. Condom life insurance company. Protect your family with a trusted name. Condom Life Insurance. Dont leave home without it.

 

[somarco]

Your comment makes the names 10x funnier

As in the extra-large size.

 

[rmhaire]

As in the extra-large size.

Nope.

Double Aught Buster Brown Cut Down

 

[Allen Trent]

Sound like condom brands . . .

Some will say it is one in the same.

Condoms are trying to keep you protected after being screwed

 

[Allen Trent]

thats it. Condom life insurance company. Protect your family with a trusted name. Condom Life Insurance. Dont leave home without it.

Condom Auto Insurance.....where the rubber meets the road

 

[DHK]

I still find it humorous that ONFS has changed their name twice in the last 3 years... and the banner ads here on the site still say Ohio National.

I am okay with it since they are paying for the ads. Someone might as well profit from them.