I went to a home way out in the country this morning. As I approached the front porch a turkey gobbler came walking around the side of the house. He saw me and the chase began. The porch had a gate and I was able to close it before he attacked. He stood there gobbling constantly until the lady I was there to see came to the door. I told her he was a good doorbell and she said "Don't pay him any attention he thinks he is a dog. His name is Tom.". I made the sale and the lady escorted me out. She had to spray Tom with water or I wouldn't have made it to the car. I will make a video when I deliver the policy in a few weeks.
This Was One Badass Turkey
- Thread starter billyb
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Hahaha. Geese are bad too. I kept my briefcase in between me and a couple of geese years ago. The farmer said one of them took a plug out of his wife's leg.
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That is a funny mental image.
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A mouthful of number 5s will take care of that turkey. That or a swift kick to the head.
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I got out of my car and there were all these derelict vehicles in the yard. I heard a noise and looked to my left and there was a peacock sitting on the roof of a Dodge Ram lol. $200/mo premium. Still on the books.
I had a photo, I'll see if I can find it.
I had a photo, I'll see if I can find it.
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Did the couch gave Pea Pee on it?
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No it was a nice house. They were farmers. I thought it was a waste of time.
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As long as it's within 7 weeks you should be ok to see Tom again.
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I'm thinking he didn't catch that. Good one!
I think I saw it when I first read it...
