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Keep your political propaganda out of this...
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That could be said of many threads. I think it is a good thread. And many of the posters are people that contribute.
Keep your political propaganda out of this...
That could be said of many threads. I think it is a good thread. And many of the posters are people that contribute.
An actuary and a farmer were travelling by train. When they passed a flock of sheep in a meadow, the actuary said, "There are 1248 sheep out there." The farmer replied, "Amazing. By chance, I know the owner, and the figure is absolutely correct. How did you count them so quickly?" The actuary answered, "Easy, I just counted the number of legs and divided by four.
Mr. John Smith III, was a rich old man was dying from a rare disease. On his deathbed, he called for his insurance agent, doctor and preacher: "I trusted each you my entire life. Now I want to give each of you $30,000 cash in an envelope to put in my grave. I want to take it with me." Mr. Smith died and at the funeral, each one placed the envelope on top of the man, then he was laid to rest. On the way from the funeral, in the limo, the doctor confessed "I must tell you gentlemen, I only put $20,000 on top of Mr. Smith, I wanted buy this new machine that would enable me to diagnose his rare disease and save others. It's what he would have wanted". Then the preacher said: "I have to confess, I only put $10,000 on top of Mr. Smith. We needed that money to help more homeless, and it's what Mr. Smith would've wanted". The insurance agent was angry at both the men and said: "I can't believe you two, stealing from a dead man. I wrote Mr. Smith a check for the full $30,000.
I don't get it...........
Mr. John Smith III, was a rich old man was dying from a rare disease. On his deathbed, he called for his insurance agent, doctor and preacher: "I trusted each you my entire life. Now I want to give each of you $30,000 cash in an envelope to put in my grave. I want to take it with me." Mr. Smith died and at the funeral, each one placed the envelope on top of the man, then he was laid to rest. On the way from the funeral, in the limo, the doctor confessed "I must tell you gentlemen, I only put $20,000 on top of Mr. Smith, I wanted buy this new machine that would enable me to diagnose his rare disease and save others. It's what he would have wanted". Then the preacher said: "I have to confess, I only put $10,000 on top of Mr. Smith. We needed that money to help more homeless, and it's what Mr. Smith would've wanted". The insurance agent was angry at both the men and said: "I can't believe you two, stealing from a dead man. I wrote Mr. Smith a check for the full $30,000.
That could be said of many threads. I think it is a good thread. And many of the posters are people that contribute.