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"Last ditch effort I have used on a guy was after the objection of me and my wife need to think about this; "Ms. Jones, could you go grab me a glass of water or make a sandwich?"
When she gets up I looked him dead in the eye and said. "You're the man of the house right?". To which he chuckled and said "yeah".
I said, "OK, why didn't she ask you if you wanted anything when I told her to get me something? I thought you make the decisions around here". Then he screamed out, "hey get me a sandwich too, you know how I like it". Looking at me all confident like he showed me up.
I said, "now that you make decisions again, grab your checkbook and date this for today. You don't need her OK to pay for this. She knows you will get what's good for both of you".
Hahaha!!!! You can't make this stuff up. And it seems he is being serious??
When she gets up I looked him dead in the eye and said. "You're the man of the house right?". To which he chuckled and said "yeah".
I said, "OK, why didn't she ask you if you wanted anything when I told her to get me something? I thought you make the decisions around here". Then he screamed out, "hey get me a sandwich too, you know how I like it". Looking at me all confident like he showed me up.
I said, "now that you make decisions again, grab your checkbook and date this for today. You don't need her OK to pay for this. She knows you will get what's good for both of you".
Hahaha!!!! You can't make this stuff up. And it seems he is being serious??