I knew an agent who drove two hours out to Harrisburg on a cold winter's night only to get stood up. His reaction? This 6'4" 280lb. mountain of a man proceeded to drop a deuce right on the front porch!
I've heard that story from you so many times Bill, that I have come to figure out that the burly MetLife agent is a fiction...YOU were the guy who crapped on that suspect's front door step.
