Our Dumbest Customer Screw Ups

Im getting ready to start slamming crown & diet

Later tonight I'll post more belligerent stuff
 
If the client nearly killed him self during the application process does that change the underwriting of the case?
 
One of my best phone interviews went like this: (Settlers of course)

Interveiwer: 1st question- Have you ever had blah, blah, blah or an organ transplant?
Nice lady: Not yet but I need one. (Not joking. dead serious.)
Interviewer: Oh, which organ?
Nice lady: Probably all of them. My lungs aren't any good. And my heart is no good. And my...
Interviewer moved on to 2nd question what ever it was: Have you had blah, blah, blah...
Nice Lady: No but I was in a car wreck and it chopped both of my legs off above the knees and they had to sew them back on and during the surgery my husband was in there yelling at me for wrecking the car...

Whole interview went just like that. Took an hour. She somehow got approved.
 
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