Our Dumbest Customer Screw Ups

[PA Bill]

Had a guy tell me once, "Retirement plan?, here's my retirement plan." He then held up a bottle of whiskey.

 

[Cyborg7]

Today I did a telesale

RNA

The customer kept falling asleep during the health questions

 

[goillini52]

Today I did a telesale

RNA

The customer kept falling asleep during the health questions

Don't you just hate when they do that? Did they snore?

 

[FEX Quotes]

Way "back in the day" I had a guy who needed a paramed.. blood and urine.

When the paramed handed him the cup for a urine sample, he dropped his drawers right there and started peeing in the cup.

I got a call the next day from the paramed service freaking out about the pee show in the living room.

 

[goillini52]

Way "back in the day" I had a guy who needed a paramed.. blood and urine.

When the paramed handed him the cup for a urine sample, he dropped his drawers right there and started peeing in the cup.

I got a call the next day from the paramed service freaking out about the pee show in the living room.

That's a relief, I thought you were going to say that he crapped in the cup.

 

[FEX Quotes]

That's a relief, I thought you were going to say that he crapped in the cup.

Reminds me of an old joke..

Elderly couple goes to the doctor for their annual exam. When it's the husband's turn, the doc asks for a urine specimen and stool sample. The wife says to her husband - Just give him your underwear.

 

[goillini52]

Reminds me of an old joke..

Elderly couple goes to the doctor for their annual exam. When it's the husband's turn, the doc asks for a urine specimen and stool sample. The wife says to her husband - Just give him your underwear.

Hahaha, now that was funny!